5 Public Places To Have Sex

There's something really exciting about the possibility of getting caught with your paints down in the most intimate of acts. That doesn't mean you actually want to get caught. But, the thought of getting caught brings more excitement while having sex. Here's five places where you can have a little fun without too much risk. Let's hear your suggestions (and experiences) in the comments!
All of these suggestions are probably illegal so...um...don't do them. And if you do, don't tell anyone I told you to. Do it at your own risk. I have and so can you.

1. The Movie Theater
It's dark and people's attention is directed toward the movie screen. Try to go really late at night when you're less likely to have a full theater. Choose an unpopular movie and seat in the back where people won't be looking at you from behind, but stay away from the door where theater employees or other moviegoers will be passing by occasionally.

2. The Beach
Having sex at the beach is most definitely a classic. Just about every romantic movie includes a scene with the main couple making love on the beach. Make sure it's a hot summer night. In reality, that water is colder than a polar bear's butt cheek. Speaking of butt cheeks, there's going to be a lot of sand stuck in your body crevices.

3. Open Field
Drive out to the middle of nowhere, find a spot, get a blanket and proceed to have great sex! Having sex in an open field is wonderful. Especially if a private plane is flying right over you.

4. In The Truck
This is definitely a wonderful ride. You can start off with a little foreplay. Make sure you wear a dress with no panties. Give him oral sex while he is driving. Find a place to park, like on a dark residential street. Jump in the back seat and finish what you have started.

5. On The Porch
Make sure it is at a time that most people are sleep. Turn off the porch light, lay down a blanket and get busy.